Illustration: Lia Kantrowitz. As he opened the door to say hi, I coughed and shat out a load of poo water into my underwear. I had to run into his flat, straight to the toilet, and throw my underwear away. It was all down my legs. It killed the mood, needless to say. And, yes, I left the dirty underwear there.
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Top definition. Dick Douche sex. A cleansing wipe for a penis. A female equivalent of a Douche bag , that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.
Gay Guys: You're Douching Wrong
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Top definition. Douchedick unknown. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman 2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot.