Apparently, he had sent it to me and Noah. Instead, I saw Andrew jerking off his erect penis, framed by a promotional filter for one of the Paranormal Activity movies. Aesthetically, it resembled any other dick pic I had ever received: slightly grainy and poorly lit, as if Calvin Klein had art-directed it back in the s. Yet while most dick pics I had received were either a prelude to or an invitation for sex, that was not the case in this instance: I am straight and married, as was Andrew though his relationship was open , while Noah is gay and has a boyfriend.
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Whenever I receive one now I send back a pic of the hugest, veiniest one-eyed monster I can find as my reply. Like, the equivalent in the s would have been just pulling your dick out in the middle of a conversation with a woman aka flashing them. People used to get arrested for that.